And Blowjobs and no fake arse advice! And medium, where the real content at! I only seem to read and see and skim through real bad poetry. Atrocious writers scribing current events into words that a four year old could have written. …

Follow the Feeling (free debut novel in the Boredom trilogy) Sex, death and a distinct lack of rock n’Roll What happens when your mother dies, you cannot relate to your kids and your wife is just the first lady to wave her pearly puppy dog eyes at you? You do…

A list of inspirational quotes for the listlessly struck with writers block and other ailments… Knut Hamsun my favourite writer of all the universes! Key works -Pan -Growth of the soil -Hunger His novels are my personal behemoths I must overcome and somehow tame! ‘There is nothing like being left…

Let’s face it nobody can read. Nobody likes one another in a truly revelatory way whereby humanity could truly not be fucked in the sphinctre! But shit, we get up in the morning and there are flickers of insanity that make sense. A song on the radio, or shitty Spotify…

41 She had the odd visitor who interrupted the ever deepening and harsher breaths of his mam and thoughts of solitude and hope springing eternally. How they marvelled: -It’s not our Pat is it? She had so much, so much…well y’know she was your mother… -It’s a shame isn’t it…

39 Why was he not shocked, moved and frightened? Had he been switched off for twenty years and more? Was that even a thing? His mother was proud of him, he was everything to his family and yet something felt not quite right, surreal, bur very vivid, a feeling that…

37 “And you’re sure?” he asked. “We usually wait a few hours and get another opinion but in rare exceptions such as this, I personally feel it is best to let the loved ones know right away.” He had her whole body, x-rayed, there are spots on the bladder, the…

34 That night there was little time for the beautiful z’s. His wife’s inane questions of do you reckon she’ll be okay and who will take care of the funeral costs were cumbersome and unneeded… “I’m only thinking of the worst case scenario.” She said. He could not get a…

— 32 He ran through what it could be, -Dementia -Cancer -A cold -Alzheimers -Nothing He knew nothing, absolutely nothing! He held her warm hand in the ambulance as she wondered where the television had gone and Dennis’s family drove home to wait for news. And, “Why are you making…