We sent one science teacher crazy!!

When I think of school part six

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We sent one science teacher crazy

Bald, gritted teeth, walked with the most unusual limp I have ever seen

with or without a cane

With it, a waltz that was so pronounced

made us all believe he only had hip bones in the right side of his body

the rest was all flop

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One kid would ring another

and the Queen song, don’t stop me now, would spin out

He’d slash the phone away from the kid

Pretty soon that same song would play from

across the room

It was none too long before the whole place was

either playing the jam on their phone

or singing along, driving this middle aged man insane

Seething, writhing, legs loose like snakes twist-turning