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There’s something in tradition…
D. David Croot has been writing on and off (pretty much continually) for nineteen hundred years. He is no preternatural creature, no real special abilities or heightened desires to speak of, but he’s put in his four-trillion hours and it’s all for you my sweaty precious and sublimely beautiful creatures.
It truly is an honour to be read, feel free to share comment and tell me how much you hate my writing!
really tear it apart!!!
Inspirational quotes for the starstruck, lost in the wilderness novelists and poets of the Inter-web!
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Steve works at his chip shop
Steve is fat, no hair or figure and no facial expression other than gormed
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He laughs at everything
He’s living the dream
He is our Steve, doing the same thing day in day out
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His chips aren’t even that good, they are soft, floppy and malformed
