D.David croot
2 min readDec 9, 2021

Pressure be gone!

My favourite word is retarded

You are retarded

The government is retarded

I am retarded

My favourite word is retarded

If it becomes unlawful or uncouth to say

I’D only shout my favourite word louder, RETARDED

JAY-Z and Kanye are retarded

The perpetrators and listeners of rap are retarded

Work is retarded

Talk and chatty-chit-chat shows, 9–5 plus more-ers, anybody who aligned themselves with one group solely are wholly retarded.

Feeeeeeeeels so grand to repeat: retarded

retarded retarded retarded

Please don’t take my word away from me

It’ so glee-filled to utter

Retarded

Retarded

Retarded

Hear that rhythmic joy?

My woman undressing

Dylan and Cohen singing a duet for my ear alone retarded?

Davina Mc-coll is retarded, the news is retarded, the way we communicate is retarded.

Space travel, nuclear destruction is exciting but still most retarded.

Social media rots the soul and television might well be a hurricane of retardation.

That sentence is retarded !

Don’t you see, the whole universe is retarded!

Aliens know it, the enlightened too!

But we can’t tell you because your retarded mind shall take retarded offence!

And what happens next is a punch to the eyeball or a viral campaign against whatever it is I happen to represent to yourself.

But until then,

one sweet refrain from the familial golden suns heart.

The whispering melody transcended to the soul from a memory and dream long vacated

A singular, triumphantastical word to sum up the perspective of the lamented people’s pursuits

Retarded.

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D.David croot
D.David croot

Written by D.David croot

Deviant novelist, candlelit poet stuck in archaic notions of a renaissance man who fails to give a shit… https://ko-fi.com/ddavidcroot

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