Lonely chav drinking in desolation…

D.David croot
2 min readAug 9, 2022

D. David Croot has been writing on and off (pretty much continually) for nineteen hundred years. He is no preternatural creature, no real special abilities or heightened desires to speak of, but he’s put in his four-trillion hours and it’s all for you my sweaty precious and sublimely beautiful creatures.

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Lonely chav drinking in desolation


Never worked

Almost youthful

Four dogs

Ten cans


And Diadora shoes

Nice almost nice



But not not much

Bushy brown-brown eye brows

Thick head of always short hair

Looks of disappointment in thine eye

I know you don’t clean your apartment

I doubt you have a clean bed to wank over

Never a women neer

You’re not needy

But clueless…


What do you do all day?

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D.David croot

Deviant novelist, candlelit poet stuck in archaic notions of a renaissance man who fails to give a shit… https://ko-fi.com/ddavidcroot