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In my own twatty way of course!

D. David Croot has been writing on and off (pretty much continually) for nineteen hundred years. He is no preternatural creature, no real special abilities or heightened desires to speak of, but he’s put in his four-trillion hours and it’s all for you my sweaty precious and sublimely beautiful creatures.
In my own twatty way of course
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I chucked half eaten
barely eaten malt-loaf at teachers heads
I did no class work
No homework
I loitered and littered
I work a crappy job I hate
I swear at customers
I walk around and hide in
Toilets
Cabinets
Outside
Out back
Out anywhere real
So that I do not have to
do what they pointlessly tell me