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Here’s how much I made on amazon kdp with no advertising!
It’s really true. I am this pathetic!


Pathetic or driven or blind and thick as coiled pig shit?
Why did I bother?
…Because I am infatuated with the process of creating literary non sensations. Addicted to folklore failure… I cultivated myself at the same time. I worked, I travelled, I became disgusted with the world. I found love of the eternal kind.
I learnt how to play Badminton
I destroyed my knees some more
and god damn I wrote
and I do not really know why….
Here’s another picture!

Yay I sold a book. A biography of sorts called the general pointlessness of being I am over the moon and then I realise how pathetic I am!