Funny poems for immature adults

You thought life had to be serious!

My love love letter to all…

Do you know your tits are out my love?

Your crack is showing and it flaps my love

Your face is smothered in something sweet my love

And when you curl your tongue to speak my love,

the bronzer gives your senses a shove my love

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Once again your arse is overflowing my love

The day is cold and almost snowing my love

Do you have a mirror at home my love?

In it what do you see my turtle dove?

When you go to speak my love what are you thoughts preceded of?

My love you’re a disgrace around the town

My love your facial expression is brown my love?

Why do you do this to yourself my love?

Tell me now my love

Are you hounded by demons, sensations above, my love?

What is it that you are emulating my little cub?

What irreversible damage to the face the soul, the ego my love?

What would your unborn kids be thinking of