1 Article — $4,453.51–7 Followers

yeah yeah yeah

Many stories have been written here on how to monetise your medium experience. This is my attempt to tell you it’s probably kinda sorta bollocks. they/we make money buy a headline and then hope you skim to the end and we get a portion of a cent.

Profile page

Apparently a profile page is worth fifteen hundred-quid alone!
and the whackier you are, the less you’ll make. you need something that make ssssssense to everybody hence the title 1 Article — $4,453.51–7 Followers. yeah yeah yeah and I can hear an orchestra playing the wilderness just for moi!

Write

Well, this one is where obvious meets slap in the face. Duh-dou!
start with a headline and end where the ends meets the end. If in doubt repeats the headlines in hope that search engine optimisation makes you intensely and serenely rich.

oh yeah don’t steal content. but apparently it’s okay to just copy and lie. lie and cope lalalalalalalala

Engage

Engage with the community, read other people dalliances, respond to them, clap them and be alive on the platform you hope to strike those passive bucks from their pity in looking at your pictures.

somehow get subscriptions

This is somehow a thing. how this happens i’ll never know. it’s much like the reason cheese, is cheese but doesn’t…